The Secret Life of Nuns...

They're crafty, and sneaky like Ninja! Beware snow-ball pitching brides of God! They strike when you least expect it...when they least expect it! It's hard to see them coming when their uniforms are like urban camo (they also tend to blend in the penguin house at the zoo). I bet they also wear naughty, black panties and secretly lust for Colin Farrell.